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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck Israel, genocidal scum!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Merz is as much as an idiot as Trump.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

That sucks.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 10 hours ago

Merz tried calling Sanchez after betraying him to cozy up to Trump but had the wrong number so only left a voicemail. I kid you not, he can't even do basic level diplomacy.

[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 12 hours ago

Israel has the right to defend itself - at The Hague

[–] kyonshi@piefed.social 44 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Sigh.

Fritz really needs to learn to shut his whore mouth. Can't believe we could have had Habeck instead and got this shitstain.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

He should really lick some eggs

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 23 hours ago

mygosh habeck ~

i kinda liked him in a person kind of way.... he also seemed much more honest than most politicians...

(dunno much about him otherwise tho- besides the infamous Bäcker Insolvenz thingy and his party 🎂🎈 >v< )

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 22 hours ago

Wait, so Gaza invaded Israel? If that's true then it was Ukraine that invaded Russia!

I think I get it now, Maduro travelled to New York on his own initiative, and Epstein didn't know Trump.

/S

[–] user28282912@piefed.social 13 points 23 hours ago

Blink twice if you're compromised by the Mossad! You certainly would not be alone amongst world leaders.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 13 points 23 hours ago

MERZ
LECK
EIER

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 11 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Does he think Donald Trump is as much of a victim for having his dick bitten as the underage girl that he murdered for doing it?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

hahahahahaha