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You're not productive if you don't use a lot of AI, says guy who makes all of his money selling AI hardware

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 30 points 3 days ago

It's moments like these that make me think about the state of the world and my part in it. I may just be a random loser on the Internet, but I do know a lot more shit that some of the biggest multi-quad-spillion-dollar CEOs, apparently.

For example, it's an old fact that tech CEOs know jack shit about measuring productivity, even when they're obsessed with it. Yeah. One more example.

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 191 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (10 children)

Jensen compared today’s AI tools to machinery that was invented during the industrial revolution

They really want this to be an apt comparison and it's really not

Edit

It seems that the Nvidia CEO isn’t the only one investing in AI tokens for his employees to freely use.

They also really want to talk about tokens like they're some kind of currency

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 73 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's worse, they want to change the global economy to corporations paying corporations...

The total elimation of actual consumers, because none of us will be able to afford to consume enough.

AI companies need people to pay for AI to keep buying Nvidia chips. So Nvidia is making their employees pay for the AI so AI companies keep buying Nvidia chips.

It's not a sustainable system, it's just a money churn whose only purpose is to consolidate wealth.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm hungry. When do we eat?

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[–] artifex@piefed.social 24 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I didn't read it that way. I think he's saying "bosses: if you're paying a $100k salary to a dev and not also paying $50k for tokens, your dev isn't working hard enough". Which is better, but only just.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago (2 children)

To refine that even further, he doesn't appear to imply that the dev isn't WORKING hard enough, only that they're not being OPTIMALLY PRODUCTIVE.

What he's trying to do, really is float and normalize the concept of baking tokens into HR math in terms of a "golden ratio"... which happens to be 2:1.

So, when a company goes all in on ai, and they cut thier workforce in half, they'll need to add in 50% for tokens. 50% of the original staff, at a new 150% cost, puts the company at 75% pre ai workforce cost. This is the "guidelines" they're trying to normalize.

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[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think he's saying slaves should owe their soul to the company store.

Don't give this sack of shite the benefit of doubt.

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Luigi knows the solution for this.

[–] moustachio@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

It’s amazing they can just make these claims without literally any evidence and no major “media” organization asks for it. They are just propaganda for these companies.

[–] filister@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The beauty is when those companies run out of human training data and start training on AI slop, just to generate even more AI slop.

This is probably already happening though.

[–] percent@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

It is, intentionally. Some of the training data is synthetic

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thought AI would save us money? If it adds 50% onto the cost of a salary and bynall studies does not improve productivity output, then it's not great.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, he left out their plan to fire half of them and drive wages down by a third.

[–] percent@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

This may sound weird, but I think anecdotal evidence might be more informative than the productivity stats for now, until the industry settles on a new equilibrium.

Some engineers are more productive with AI, and some (maybe even most, still) are less productive. People are still putting in the effort to learn how to use it more effectively/productively (there is a learning curve), and some of the less productive are getting laid off.

It sucks, but that's just how it is now.

Also, AI tooling is still evolving very rapidly. A lot of information and stats are only valid for maybe a few months.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

The AI bubble went from a trillion dollar worth of circlejerk investments, to a self-sucking circlejerk trillion dollar ponzi scheme. Jensen Huang is right the moment an Invidia's employee stop sucking their own dick or stop jerking off their coworkers and bosses simultaneously, the whole economy collapse.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago

CEO suggests raising employee costs by fifty percent and is immediately fired.

Sorry, we don't live in a sane world anymore.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 72 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

It would take a great burden from my shoulders, if AI could wash my clothes, do the dishes, cook, and vacuum my apartment. Those are the things I don't want to do. I like my job. I can do it myself. Yeah, sure, there are occasionally things that AI can do for me in my daily work, but it's mostly stupid, repetitive shit. And then I have to review it, which sucks even harder.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Let me translate this for you, "My bonus depends on you showing our massive investment wasn't a waste so I'm holding your jobs hostage until you make up busy work to pretend it was worthwhile."

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (4 children)

This man went from high to low REAL fast.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 58 points 4 days ago

The billionaire's way

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The secret is he's always been low, nvidia has intermittently pulled tons of shady shit basically ever since the 3dfx days

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Managers should send 100 emails per day to be fully productive

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

100 AI-written emails per day

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus that's a lot of tokens.

Even if I was trying to do everything in my power to make burn tokens for real work I'd be hard fucking pressed to burn more than a couple thousand a month and that's just being wasteful.

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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I remember back when Nvidias PR team used to push this humble rags to riches story about Jensen back in the day, I guess even they would have a tough time doing that now that he's gone mask off

[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.today 35 points 4 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: Guy who sells AI hardware says his employees must use more AI.

[–] glen_malley@lemmy.ca 37 points 4 days ago

They've all realized there's no point in even bothering to hide the grift anymore. People don't care.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jensen Huang should suck my dick.

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sam Altman floated paying employees in chatGPT tokens, that surely their landlord will accept. The main motive would be being broke. Nvidia is not broke, but it is weird as fuck to be comparing it to salary, if it doesn't segue into the OpenAI plan. The $500k salary example would seem to generate more tokens than you could have time to skim over in review.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's sooo close to arriving at crypto tokens.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

Wow, that doesn't sound like a pyramid scheme at all. At all.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Huang wants employees to pay half of their salary back to the company ? There is no escaping the company store, eh ?

And CAD designers didn't have to pay half of their salary to use the CAD tools the company wanted them to use. How did that guy get to be in charge ?

[–] jagermo@feddit.org 30 points 4 days ago

You code 16 lines, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can′t go

I owe my soul to the company store

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[–] recked_wralph@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't an AI researcher naturally find generative AI disadvantageous because they are attempting to develop novel tools which could not exist in the training set in the first place?

[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Even novel solutions are usually built out of smaller common building blocks. E.g. many novel solutions surely use a database. You can make the LLM help you set up and use the database, that your novel solution uses.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (14 children)

“No we don’t need databases anymore, only blockchains.” —Nvidia CEO a few years ago

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 6 points 3 days ago

And AI can help you migrate your database solutions to blockchain, utilizing 3000W worth of Nvidia co-processing power to validate your blockchain database that used to work on a 0.3W ARM processor.

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[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 41 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Dear AI coding agent, write for me a 10,000 page manifesto on the downsides of assigning performance metrics to employees unrelated to their actual work product. Populate it with generated images of Nvidia's CEO getting railed by a bunch of copyright lawyers in the style of a Studio Ghibli film. Please ensure every fifth sentence rhymes with orange. Continue to generate images and short videos of Jensen Huang licking shit off the floor of a 7-11 rest stop bathroom until you have used enough tokens to meet my salary target."

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[–] fierysparrow89@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

I'd say not before the bosses and shareholders agree to take 50% of their compensation in the form of AI tokens.

These fucking leeches...

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 15 points 4 days ago

Highly paid asshole says shit and instead of ignoring it gets all the attention.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 28 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Something I don't understand - AI coding is mostly useful in common code, snippets, easy stuff. What Nvidia is doing (drivers, optimization, chip design, etc.) is something I imagine there is close to zero AI training, so what can they realistically even use it for so much?

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Can't wait to to see AI that designs chips driving Nvidia out of business

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

What a fucking clown

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh this will be a fun. "Please spend more of our company money, or else we will think you are not doing your job"

it's so fucking easy to send bogus requests that use tons of processing time. This is the DUMBEST metric i've seen in a long, long time. If an employee of theirs uses 500k worth of processing time now, are they better employees? What if someone manages to spend 10 million worth of tokens? 100 million? Performance metrics should be outcome based instead of "how much money did you spend" lol

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[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago

This is even dumber than tracking how many lines of code each dev commits.

[–] Carol2852@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No shit, CEO of company producing AI hardware wants everyone to use their hardware more. 🤷‍♂️

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