If they want it to be more manly they should shape it like bicep
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Fight-Fu.
Clearly bicep of someone who masturbates too much.
Bean curd 🤮
Protein Bricks 💪
This must be what it feels like to be old. All young people fads look stupid and like there is no hope for them.
Oh fuck MJGA.
Yeah but this isn't that. This is just another company trying to make their products hip and trendy.
I want to believe that. I'm just thinking about their Trump appeasing right wing Prime minister.
brofu
Bruh just give me my cube of bland, it doesn't need to be a wolf-shaped, metal-tread-packaged, Xtreme-Howl-scented monstrosity.