There are plenty of humans gooning to Asari and Quarians right now, and they're fictional. Why wouldn't the situation be mirrored if we actually met another species with roughly analogous anatomy?
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2026
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If she's not human, what is she? She looks like a human. She's like Robert Downey Jr. In Tropic Thunder.
She's a human cosplaying an alien, who is into humans.
Specifically regarding the suit and dedication required for the fetish though:
Quarian immune systems have always been relatively weak, as pathogenic microbes were comparatively rare in their homeworld's biosphere. Furthermore, what few viruses and other microbes were native to their homeworld were often at least partly beneficial to them, giving them a symbiotic relationship with their environment. After living aboard the Migrant Fleet for generations, the quarians' immune systems have atrophied further still due to the years in the sterile environment of the Migrant Fleet. As such, quarians are given various vaccinations and immunizations to help ward off disease. However, they prefer the safety of their suits even in clean environments and are reluctant to remove them without a good reason.
A quarian who wishes to remove their suit must take antibiotics, immuno-boosters, herbal supplements, or the like in order to do so safely, and even then there are inherent risks. As a result, physical acts of affection are difficult for quarians, even for the purposes of reproduction. Ships in the Migrant Fleet often contain "clean rooms" where quarians can give birth or undergo medical procedures in relative safety, though there are always risks. The most intimate thing quarians can do is link their suit environments. However, doing so guarantees a quarian will get sick, although they will usually adapt over time
She's a quarian, different number of fingers.