this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See, this is why normal people have a poop knife in the bathroom

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Normal people keep their poop knife in the laundry room, bro.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

This person poop knifes

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have one plunger and three bathrooms.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well la de da look at Mr. Moneybags over here

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Moneybags?! I can't even afford plungers for all my bathrooms in this economy!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Anon's friend doesn't have a plunger.

Fake: They were conveniently looking out of the window.

Gay: Anon has dildos in his ass