See, this is why normal people have a poop knife in the bathroom
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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Normal people keep their poop knife in the laundry room, bro.
This person poop knifes
Anon can't use a plunger.
I have one plunger and three bathrooms.
Well la de da look at Mr. Moneybags over here
Moneybags?! I can't even afford plungers for all my bathrooms in this economy!
Anon's friend doesn't have a plunger.
Fake: They were conveniently looking out of the window.
Gay: Anon has dildos in his ass