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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 3 hours ago

Apartments are still inside houses. Stupid fucking idiot anon. Stupid little shit with shit for brains idiot.

[–] null@lemmy.org 9 points 3 hours ago

Mr House

lives in a casino.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

> Sherlock Holmes

> Probably never once locks a home in the books, let alone multiple; try proving me wrong if you dare, liberals (I haven't read them)

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So the stories of Sherlock Holmes are public domain and freely available online. I did my best but I can not find an instance of Sherlock Holmes locking a home. He does instruct someone to lock a door within their home, which they do, but that's the closest I could find. There are also lots of cabinets and things that need locking and unlocking, but that's hardly a home.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Diabolical. I'm at least holding out hope that, at some point, children's TV character Arthur Read and talk show host Conan O'Brien cowrote for the Finnish broadcaster Yle – else why would it be advertised on the covers of those books?

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Pain pills aren't cheap. My ex would buy Oxys for $45 a pill.

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Unless your ex was buying 150mg horse pills, your ex was scammed.

10s could be easily had at $2-3.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

Dude, where are you buying oxys for $2-$3? No doubt she was definitely scammed. When I was buying I never spent quite that much, but I always had personal sellers who had scripts. I never bought oxys though. It was usually percs or hydros. She had a connection to get really strong oxys, but I always thought she was overpaying.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

Definitely.