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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 32 points 5 days ago

Are we the baddies.jpeg

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

you know who also drank water? Hitler

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Tbh, feminine hygiene products are used to staunch bleeding when nothing else is around.

[–] mmcintyre@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Clothes can be ripped into rags even just folded up and used.. are they allowing clothes in?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Idk and I'm at work, I said what I said because it's true. I would assume "sanitary napkins" may give one a clue. 🤓

[–] mmcintyre@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

“A sanitary pad wouldn’t stay in place, wouldn’t soak enough blood and wouldn’t keep the area [clean],” she said, blaming the ban on “completely uneducated, misogynistic fools within the military”.

If we're handing out clues.

When you have literally nothing else, you use what you have on hand. If there's a woman around, chances are they might have an emergency pad tucked away somewhere.

Heck back when I was trying to be someone else, I carried a couple pads and tampons in my messenger bag in case a friend needed one. (still do, they're just in a purse)

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 5 days ago

Take it up with my trainers.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Oh that's what they mean...

I thought they just meant clean towels. Like they were disallowing people to launder their towels.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

It's not a good option. Take off your t-shirt and use that before you reach for a maxi-pad.

Source: First aid training.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

How? They just sit on top?

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

...and, why is it bad that your enemies can use first aid?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago

My guess: cruelty is the point.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Ahhhh yes. Totally won't lead to a public health emergency

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Myanmar be cutting off its nose to spite its face.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Elites of imperial vassal states throwing their own citizens under the bus.