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[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 4 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

Well, if Waymo can't comply with proper street conduct, its services should be banned from public roads until they are ready and capable of complying with them.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 hours ago

So it's a dead end technology then? Got it. Get em off the road.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Won't succeed here in the Netherlands then

[–] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

no problem, don't expect me to respect driverless taxis then

I can fuk a car up pretty good, so they'll learn how to "respect" me at least

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago
[–] Cherry@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Totally out of curiosity as I ask a lot of questions. I’m assuming these also have to be roadworthy. Can they drive with a light out or a damaged or a missing windscreen wiper?

What kinda damage would take these out of action for small period? Or cost the most in terms of repair?

Also if one had a ‘I support Palestine action’ sticker on it, would it be considered a car displaying a terrorist message?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 26 minutes ago

They stop and can't move again with a cone on the hood.

Do with that information what you will.

[–] seerdomin1983@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Someone is going to spray paint dicks on them

[–] Cherry@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

I thinking more of using their authoritative info structures against them.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Drivers don't respect the bike lanes either, in many cases. At least the driver-less cars won't veer into the bike lane on purpose or throw things at bikers, both of which I have had happen to me.

[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 1 points 28 minutes ago

"others do it too", what a poor argument, usually used by dictators invading other countries or people stealing stuff.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We need a word for the singularity event when AI becomes more humane than fuckwits.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 35 minutes ago

Unfeeling and uncaring but not malicious.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 64 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Expecting people to not sabotage the rolling death machines "too high a bar"

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 hours ago

I was just going to say that the roads are for humans, not machines, but this is a better idea.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 42 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I guess necessary bike safety gear needs to include a brick

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 25 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I walk my dog with a pocket full of rocks to throw at cars.

Can’t afford bricks. There’s a war on.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 13 points 9 hours ago

Once you collect a poo bag from your dog, you can just throw that.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

I actually have a small but bright orange hatchet (I spray it to help keep rust off it and also to make it super easy to spot from the other side of my campsite) I keep on my bag, mostly for Camping, but I use the same bag when I'm on my bike.

I've started keeping it on, and have seemingly had less people giving me shit when I'm biking through town.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

They don't respect bike lanes...

Do they respect bricks?

[–] wizardfrag@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I wonder if they respect the ceramic from a broken spark plug… apparently it’s sharp enough to easily shatter tempered glass… so I’ve heard

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

No, but it might be gratifying to verify that information repeatedly.

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 17 points 10 hours ago

Respect goes both ways.

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

People parking to drop others off or make deliveries is the most common use of bike lanes by cars/trucks. Why would I expect Waymo to be different? Thanks for saying it out loud, though?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 20 points 8 hours ago

And it's why bike lanes need a physical barrier separating them from the road, not just a painted line.