this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact - the venn diagram of "incels & femcels" compared with "conservatives" is a circle within a larger circle.

Anon did not belong because she's more than just a topographical clitoris.

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

"she's more than just a topographical clitoris" had me in stitches, great line!

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 1 hour ago

I put of liking women!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No idea what they are talking about. The femcel community here just thirsts after other women

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I believe we could solve all problems with homosexual intercourse. US-Iran war? Gay sex. Russian-Ukraine war? Gay sex. People not getting laid? You won't believe it...

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I am strong believer that people need to cum more, like on a philosophical level.

The weird semen retention movement of the early 2020s is.. particularly odd.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

I support this notion