this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 3 points 42 minutes ago
[–] null@lemmy.org 1 points 27 minutes ago

Oh yeah, well, the gay store called, they're all out of you.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 15 points 2 hours ago

Should've said "Oh thank you, your dad would never forgive me if I lost it"

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Miss Stoike.