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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 13 points 5 hours ago

So now everyone is going to want to watch the movie. Can't beat that advertisement.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 19 points 5 hours ago

Great advertising for their film

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Two South Florida police officers claim Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s recent action thriller “The Rip” used too many real-life details in its fictionalized narrative, causing harm to the officers’ personal and professional reputations, according to a defamation lawsuit.

From m-w.com (emphasis mine):

the act of communicating false statements about a person that injure the reputation of that person

[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 4 hours ago

So dumb it has to be a publicity stunt

[–] Jailbrick3d@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

speaks to the state of things in general when the answer is to sue instead of looking within

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

The thin-skinned blue line?