this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 points 39 minutes ago

you're an incentive if you care about bodycount

Maybe, but I do care about orders of magnitude in bodycount. Being in the low single digits myself I definitely prefer partners that do not have a bodycount three orders of magnitude higher.

[–] taygaloocat@leminal.space 4 points 40 minutes ago

It's still hard to gauge the stereotypical Lemmy user yet

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 hours ago

Does that disqualify someone? No.

Would I be interested? Also no.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 7 points 1 hour ago

i'm more concerned about how many guys were lining up

Maybe after the first 10 it should direct the queue into a room with a therapist to work out whatever problems they've got

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Logistically questionable, but if true than who gives a shit?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 points 44 minutes ago (2 children)

According to Wikipedia it's true, and as a world record attempt a notary must have been present to count the men. There's another job I don't envy.

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.org 1 points 6 minutes ago

Did they count each guy's pumps? How many are required for it to count as intercourse

[–] strahlemann@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

Anon is an incel