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Blaze breaks out at Oregon State Fire Marshal facility (www.statesmanjournal.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can the fire marshal just say “no,” and the fire stops?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

Only if it's a legitimate fire.

[–] MrQuallzin@pie.eyeofthestorm.place 10 points 19 hours ago

It's weird seeing one of my local newspapers here on Lemmy!

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Somebody is finally trying to burn commercials! Love the vigilante justice!