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The Bay Area beach with a world-famous Taco Bell has a huge poop problem (www.sfgate.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

People

Order

Our

Patties

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

A friend of mine lives like a half a mile from this beach, and surfs it twice a week. Maybe I shouldn't get too close to her next time I see her.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I knew it! They're all related! Taco Bell and poop!