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This title is another fat joke (feddit.de)
submitted 11 months ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In jail, right?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

They do occasionally visit jail.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 11 months ago

The morbidly obese and immobile shooter is the police officer that is sent to stop the active shooter.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Source: Jon Benjamin Has a Van

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

To top it he was jerking off under the blanket.

Which explains his face at the end.

[–] xor@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

but why isn't he wearing makeup?