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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 36 points 5 hours ago

I mean even at 16 he still looks like he has dwarfism. dude looks like he's 5.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 136 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Man this is the kind of political scandal I need. Not one where a rapist conman pedophile bankrupt businessman is just straight up robbing the Treasury.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Seriously.

Give me something truly absurd. Not dangerously absurd.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago

I’m upset that I cannot find that tweet about someone not wanting new, psychotic Joker, but rather old, campy Joker who runs for Mayor of Gotham just so he can pass stupid laws and make people follow them.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 54 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why isn’t there a year on any of those dates?

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago

Passports really should be using four digit years.

[–] bajabound@lemmy.world 24 points 6 hours ago

This might be the prince who's been emailing me finally taking his power back. I'm certain the rewards are on their way.

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 14 points 6 hours ago

i think that's still short for a 16 year old

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Watch out for Sardo Numspaa.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] etherphon@piefed.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I am a swine! I am a wretch! I don't deserve to live like others!

Happy someone else got the aging not so accurate reference :3 cheers

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

Is that the prince who promised me some money?