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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 6 hours ago

Like a shoplifter getting caught but actually totally planned on paying for that thing.

Who the fuck cares what they say now. There was no misunderstanding.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Nah, fuck that. Saying shit has consequences Puzder, you boot licking shithead.

"it was just a joke"-ing your diplomacy deserves all of hate

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 29 points 11 hours ago

Of course not. Because it was... it was ...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 hours ago

We may use military force

the president’s statements should not have been taken seriously.

I mean, in retrospect it was obvious, it was all a distraction from the trump-epstein files, but fuuuuuuck you

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

This guy's word is worth nothing.