this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't ever let anyone shame you for wanting hot chocolate, hot chocolate is goddamn delicious

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Mornings typically aren't hot

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

Alaska has entered the chat

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

anon makes a peculiar request in a perfectly acceptable way, gets told what he wants isn’t being offered, blows it hilariously out of proportion, then has a meltdown and rants to 4chan about acceptability. anon you fucking idiot lmao

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Why can't the concession stand keep everything ready year round just in case I want to be treated special?"

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because hot water and hot chocolare mix are so hard to keep on hand?

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Great username. And unlike our normie names, you chose it!