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Anon meets a celebrity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unless a president showed up on the elevator, I wouldn't even identity them as famous.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Do you have all the presidents of the world faces memorized but zero celebrities?

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your right, I probably wouldn't the faces.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Woops I missed a word there. Fixed it now.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look up at the ceiling

Show these manly, hairy nostrils

Broad is impressed

Tries to break a sudden pause with a snarky remark like you know her

Fails

Never meet her again

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just fake sign language

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Or just learn "i am deaf" in sign language. it takes 2 seconds, is very effective. Until you meet someone that knows sign language.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

We had this one not long ago.