this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

> still using first person pronouns even after asking the reader to be them.

It's nice to have someone accept you for who you are though.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

POV: smh my head

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't use first-person pronouns when describing yourself or your actions?

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

greentexts typically are written in the second person

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

You’ve not done much greentext, have you

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The rare wholesome greentext.

Yeah, it never happened, but still.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Showing vulnerabilty is the sexiest thing someone can do.

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I used to lurk on chans when I was 14-17y.o. Got my shit together and got a gf. Stop playing League, get rid of my toys, bought a bigger bed, start exercising and going to the gym. I hate the never happened mentality. People are protecting themselves from what? Being bamboozled? 4chan people aren't the worst around since Discord start being a used. Better control, roles, levels of trust, etc. Anyway, it's not difficult to turn your life around when you are young.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

oh my god i loved this so much ;_;

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Poor anon forgetting to take their meds again

[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This definitely happened and isn't the start of some 4chan porn plot .