This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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No.3807239
[a photo of a large olive green carp relaxing in a bath tub, only barely fitting within]
>"Stop being a pussy and hop in, dude"
What do you do, /an/
No.3807248
Jack off into the water and laugh as it's forced to breathe my cum. Fish have no answer to this. What plants do to me, I will do to them.
Not enough people discuss how plants are just cumming into the air we breathe
Username upsettingly checks out
Id discuss it, but I am busy blowing my nose
The ol kleenex bukkake.