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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can never not think of that short wave of Nancy Reagan throat goat memes a few years back

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://xkcd.com/37/

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

I have now added "throat-game" to my vocabulary.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Happy Mother's Day!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Every mothers day deserves a mother's night!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's a time-tested hack though. We do spray chloraseptic down our throats to make cocks easier to handle

[–] Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. ...I heard from a friend.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don't want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

When you wanna give a 3 hour blowjob his delayed ejaculation is a positive side effect.

[–] Freshfrozenplasma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am ashamed to admit I have never tried this, and just learned to throat the hard way. :/

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Oh for sure I agree I am the same. I think I only tried chloraseptic once or twice. More trouble than it's worth honestly. Nothing can come between my throat's lust for 🍆

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Verbally roast your teammate like a real gamer!