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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 141 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is actually such a cute little troll post. Cool that it made it into a newspaper.

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

...a newspaper that totally exists with only the first letter in its name capitalized, no bylines, heinous grammatical errors, and two-sentence leading articles which end without punctuation?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Could be like a school paper or somethin, but the shadow of the letters from the backside seems like its not just any old standard paper print. So at least someone tried to make it look real.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s from a newspaper article meme generator that’s been around since the late 2000s I believe. I used to use it myself. It lets you input your text, date, and title.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Seems legit.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

A 2014 newspaper that seems to be printed on a low-res laser printer and designed in Word 2000

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly an unrepentant recidivist. Life in prison for him!

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keanu isn't immortal, he's a time traveler. George Carlin gave him a time machine.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Open your eyes, the world isn't even real. Once you realize that you can take whatever form you want.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you. Our eyes aren’t real. Because mirrors aren’t real.

https://x.com/jaden/status/329768040235413504?s=20

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

That's r/funny

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 year ago

So you're telling me that it works.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HopFlop@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

Seems that immortality thing is working though. At least since the first time he was caught un 1866.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

It's been a long time coming!

[–] lemmyreader@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago