0ops

joined 1 year ago
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago

Eternally grateful

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago

Anon didn't say that it started in ancient India, just that the fact that it happened in ancient India proves that it didn't start in France

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

I guess guns do kill people

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Could it be a flame thrower, maybe?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tbf, were you on lemmy last summer?

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had one geography and pre-algebra teacher in junior high that was like this. She practically refused to give out 100% on any assignment or test, and as far as I know no one ever could. She took the time to pick out any little flaw. Word misspelled? You lost points (granted, that's fair for place names in geography). Handwriting not typewriter-perfect? You lost points. Didn't quite erase something to her standards? You lost points. Didn't format a handwritten page precisely as she defined (and she was extremely precise)? If you're lucky you lost points, but she often threw those away with a zero. Used the wrong type of pencil? Allegedly she could tell if it wasn't written with a #2 pencil, and would throw the it away if it wasn't. The best grade I got in either of those classes was 99.5%. What did I miss? One of my 'i's had the dot slightly touching the rest of the letter. Real Umbridge character personality-wise too, more than anyone I ever met.

All this allegedly to prepare for college. So it was a shocker when I got there find out that I could straight up get 2/10 correct on a calculus test but still be graded at 80% because (read this in a slavic accent) "you made mistakes in algebra, but you know your calculus". Go figure

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Bikes are pretty simple machines. Even if it rides like shit you can keep it rolling with duct tape, a hammer, and spit. Horses are brittle. Injuries that other animals walk off are a death sentence to them, and even with lesser injuries, it takes time to heal

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Golden rule, divide older partners age by two, then add seven, the younger partner should be at least that old. Op should've been at least 18.5-19 to date a 21-22 year old. 15 is barely a teenager, fucking gross.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm, I used to daily an 07 focus and it went through door handles like tires

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I've gotten pretty good with swipe typing

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

IT ALL GOES BACK TO THE SUN

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Shit I had one of those. Now I'm feeling all nostalgic remembering fidgetting with the slider

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