AdolfSchmitler

joined 2 years ago
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What was it? "Mess with the best, die like the rest" lol. Classic. Also Penn Jilette from Penn & Teller is in that.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Not in Philly they won't lol

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Fyre Festival 3? They didn't even have 2 yet

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Yes but how can shareholders profit from this??

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I saw the video. A reporter asked if the president would consider a 90 day pause and the white house guy responds with "yeah, well, you know, the president is going to do what he wants to do."

But the first thing out of the fucking guys mouth was "yeah". So of course the reporter is going to run with it when it was literally just a filler word cuz the dude didn't know how to answer the question.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Good boy points are not subject to tarrifs

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

People drink 64oz of that stuff in a day like it's nothing lol

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Maybe it's for the best he didnt...

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"75% discount"

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Cynthia "Philip Morris" Williams

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Thanks i had no idea lol

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 146 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)
  • be me
  • finally a practicing doctor after an eternity of school
  • on my way to the next patient
  • overwhelming stench of B.O. as I open the door
  • try my best to hide my disgust and ask how he's doing
  • patient goes on a rant about how life is unfair, something about jewish people and 13%
  • just nod along as I pull up his info
  • guy is clearly depressed
  • suggest ssri's to improve his outlook on life
  • youveactivatedmytrapcard.jpg
  • guy proceeds to spend 20 minutes talking about how he saw a post online saying ssri's are bad, it's mind control, and he mentions jewish people again
  • already 5 minutes late for my next patient
  • nod and agree and tell him to have a nice day

Why can't these people understand I'm just trying to help them?

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