AdolfSchmitler

joined 2 years ago

Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His House in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

o7 thank you for your service

'Borderlands 4 is a premium game made for premium gamers' is Randy Pitchford's tone deaf retort to the performance backlash: 'If you're trying to drive a monster truck with a leaf blower's motor, you' in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How tf do companies get to say this shit and still be in business?? Are there that many people who just blindly bend over and take it?? Don't people have standards anymore?

Guns good in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Yeah! That's how we won WW2!! We told Hitler "hey you can't do that" and he was like "oh shit my bad i surrender!!" Lmao a fascist will never give up power willingly.

Anon doesn't like AI in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So gurgle gurgle then

Anon doesn't like AI in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Unironically the closest answer to reality except they'll just let us die

1 year a go today, Concord was released. in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

Gonna post again in a week "today concord was cancelled"? Lol

anon describes conservatives in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Biggest hypocrites on the planet

Anon saves up in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Makes sense why he was unemployed

Anon breaks up in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Crazy how someone can just make a call to the cops and that shit happens. Kinda like swatting

Elder Scrolls Online devs detail “inhumane” Microsoft layoffs as Xbox expects the “carcass of workers” to “keep shipping award-winning games” in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Hasbro and Magic the Gathering have entered the chat

Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Wow lmao I only heard about it twice

Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Still insane that it happened twice lol