Akasazh

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl -1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You'd see the left wall in the reflection, if you wanted to show the opposite corner, like in that picture, the mirror needs to be arcoss facing the camera directly.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 7 months ago

He's the new Henry Ford, but also, he's the new Henry Ford

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

You can be disgusted at the disgusting loser, regardless of their gaming setup.

In the context of the incredibly stupid and horrible stuff the guy does their setup is peanuts.

It's symptomatic, but in no way the biggest character flaw he has.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago

Also when Alexander visited him he told Diogenes to ask him for whatever he wanted. He said 'Could you step aside and get out of my sun?'

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 17 points 7 months ago

He was incredibly relaxed, which might have saved him. You see this with drunk drivers too.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My dad had a similar story. When he got recalled they had to shoot a bunch of nearly depleted ammo for 155 mm arty.

They sit in the field waiting for the command to fire. Guy that has the pull cord had been smoking some weed and was sitting behind the gun drumming.

One of his beats is with the hand in which he has the cord, it was slightly to strong. The gun fires and he gets the recoiling breech block in his face.

My dad jumps on him and keeps his tongue from sliding back in the guys throat. Shouts at the commanding officer to get a medic, finally the guy gets wheeled out by an ambulance. Nothing heard from the guy.

Years later, in a bar he hears some drumming he recognizes. It's the same guy, he got small fracture at the base of his skull and got an army pension for life. Buys the beers for my dad the rest of the evening.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 7 months ago

Good on you, mate. Thanks for sharing your story

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

Hi English, you don't have to understand it, just put it in your pie hole.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago

A rare 4chan theist

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well he has balls, as he managed to produce offspring, yet they are such that even his male offspring rejects the idea of balls altogether

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago

The target obscure British comedy group named after the pet snake of one of their WW2 generals wrote a song about this exact situation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago

They are really mad at max, aren't they?

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