ApeNo1

joined 1 year ago
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 274 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Joe Bitin’

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It should have been $Googol instead.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 4 weeks ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 37 points 5 months ago

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 100 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”

Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”

Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”

At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 145 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Like a virgin, hey

Watching my concerts for the very first time

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

One is more Pampered than the other.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Probably just toilet breaks for the two elderly gentlemen debating about how much a penny used to buy at the general store.

Edit : Gentlemen instead gentleman

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago

Illegal Aliens!

Build that forest moon shield, build that forest moon shield!

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