Birch

Arch btw, only been using it for a couple of weeks, only installed it because of the meme. Got my hands on a few years old thinkpad for practically free, so why not. It's actually quite good so far, been struggling a bit with external monitors, but I don't miss windows

The internet

Now kiss.

Not just the US. Anywhere in the world

Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet

Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste

Gee I wonder what you'd get with my username 🌳

"Looks like she gave the dog a bone and he gave it right back"

It's more likely than you think!

Yes, but is it instant death, like a plane crash, because the FAA got defunded, or a slow excruciating death because your Healthcare was cut? Or by dehydration in some internment camp because you liked a tweet by AOC?

Open door, giraffe goes out, mammoth goes in, close door

Well have a nap