Blackout

joined 9 months ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 25 points 4 months ago

It was Jesus who sailed the ark of the covenant down the Nile with his Amen-team comprising of mad Moses, Abraham "faceman" Malone and Mr. T as they fought cobra commander and his army of atheists.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The best time to add autocorrect to notepad was 41 years ago, the 2nd best time is now. 🤗

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 4 months ago

Got to make them your leaders first before you can bring out Madam guillotine.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 1 points 5 months ago

Getting stupider

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 15 points 5 months ago

It's physically too small to jerk off. Don't you think he's tried? Even with his tiny hands he can't get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just signed up yesterday too.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The only sensible solution then is to ban toddlers from EVs. They'll just have to walk.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn't even real.

It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

ICQ ~~recently~~ is about to shut down so I got nothing for ya

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 23 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't blame those 2. Forums have been dying since Myspace and Facebook. The specialized ones like the machinist and woodworking ones I belong to are going strong. So are the firearm related ones.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everyone is ignoring the fact I was talking about the official gun for Michigan. You can't hunt deer like you hunt boars. The AR-15 is a stupid rifle to associate with this state. A deer hunting rifle is a better choice. But I've been shooting my whole life and I fucking hate everything related to that platform. I don't think about boar hunting when it's mentioned, I think about the San Bernardino slaughter.

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