Blackout

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.run 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A metal as hard as my heart

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Aluminum is great, until you want to machine it. Then it's a gummy piece of shit.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 6 points 1 year ago

If wearing diapers makes you a man then I'm William Leroy Taft, 23rd presadent of the United States

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 4 points 1 year ago

I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that. I will have to leave my snake at home next time, don't want to be setting any alarms off

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All they had to do was swap NFT with AI and their deck was ready to go

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 3 points 1 year ago

We just need a giant box of baking soda. It will absorb anything.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The goat's name was Kid Rock so that's why no one is complaining.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 11 points 1 year ago

You ever eat too much at lunch and can't possibly go back to work?

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 11 points 1 year ago

I don't mean to brag, but I'm in their hall of fame

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe even a return to train travel.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 113 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CEOs don't work hard. They delegate the hard work and they have fun, go to lunch with other assholes, etc.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 19 points 1 year ago

If they take my piracy away I will have no choice but to become an anarchist.

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