BulbasaurBabu

Silence is violets

Their cumming what?

Oklahoma where the furries come yiffing down the planes

Thanks to torrents, you can have your ~~cake~~ shit and eat it, too!

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Properly cross

Since it's one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you're about to die in a boss battle.

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

Ahoy matey

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn't going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Yeah, I can hardly see the porn under all that text

Keep your links, I'm going back to askjeeves