Catoblepas

joined 2 years ago
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May I introduce you to our lord and savior, Aldi?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven’t stopped wearing an N95 in public since 2020. I’m not going to say nobody has ever been weird to me about it, but the vast majority of people are more interested in my colorful hat than my mask. YMMV depending on location.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 150 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The version that unsettled audience members in Stuttgart this year supplanted the original musical performance with naked nuns rollerskating on a movable half-pipe at the centre of the stage, a wall of crucified naked bodies and a lesbian priest saying mass.

Lmao, that’s great. I almost suspect the cases of severe nausea to be press baiting, it’s just a little too good.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 195 points 2 months ago (8 children)
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

God, I wish Nintendo made the Pokemon games, because then they might actually not be ugly, terribly optimized garbage. Nintendo owns a minority share of The Pokemon Company, which is also owned by Game Freak and a company called Creatures. Each company takes care of different aspects of the franchise. Game Freak still does all the game development, and I wish they wouldn’t because they obviously don’t care about the franchise anymore and haven’t for quite a while.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Another great one is seitan aka wheat meat, and it’s really cheap if you make it from flour rather than vital wheat gluten. Still pretty cheap if made from vital wheat gluten too.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Open to investigation: no

Open to sucking up your work and personal information: absolutely!

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We need a catchy name for it… maybe Older Male Sibling?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lmao, did the AI think the end of Trump’s gun was a burnt out cigarette?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who has been a pedestrian is also well acquainted with this. Cars watch for and expect other cars, not people (bikes, mopeds, etc). The amount of times I’ve almost been hit by someone who is staring intently at oncoming traffic and flooring it without looking anywhere else is too damn high.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 months ago

It’s okay, the internet drought is over, we don’t have to ration posts anymore.

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