Crewman

joined 1 year ago
[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Elton never invented anything, he's skated on other's success. He's more the evil partner from the first Iron Man using others' inventions.

[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 67 points 2 months ago

Don't forget a snitch who sold his friends for trying to form a union.

[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you dodge the pillars while slaloming.

[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 33 points 8 months ago

I'm not complaining.

[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 20 points 8 months ago

You shouldn't risk it, because no one knows how planes work.

[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I'd watch that.

[–] Crewman@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.