DevDave

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[โ€“] DevDave@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

They can't make it to obvious this is the bad place.

[โ€“] DevDave@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

"Alright so this system is called 'testing' but you need to get two seniors to sign off plus a good reason to push an update."

/What about this system?/

"Oh, that's where we do all are actual testing, just be careful not to break it too much."

/Alright, what is it called?/

"Uhm, I think its called prod or something like that. The root password is written on a sticky note on the upper right corner of John's monitor."

/Who is John, the senior dev or something?/

"What? Hahaha no, John is just the summer intern."