EmoDuck

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Pissing all By Yourself, Handsome? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff"

Austrian surgeon 'let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few skulls

Pentagon Alarmed by Taylor Swift Tweets in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

SMH my head, if not even Wild Wild West is historically accurate, then who can we even trust anymore?

Anti-Hero in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I don't think I remember that episode of Archer

Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Anon experiences loss in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog, Loses in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

How does a bow-tie wear a duck? 🤔

Rishi Sunak reveals his favourite meal is sandwiches in last-minute appeal to voters in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Waiting for coach to put him in

Anon smashes his head in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, Anon's just mad that OP now get to slap that ghostussy

But can it run Crysis? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

I think someone's running a cryptominer on my brain

The best computer from 2014 in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Here's how you build a high-spec's top-tier gaming PC for a hundred dollars:

1 - Go to your non-local consumer electronics store

2 - Find the most miserable looking employee

3 - "Hey bro, I give you 100 bucks if you tell me your guys' security code"

4 - Come back at night

5 - You get the idea

awww hell nahh in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Was this before or after he shot the courier in the head?

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