Ersatz86

There is no spoon, but there is a fork.

Lil jowly too, from booze-induced puffiness.

Apparently real men ride the clutch and feather the brakes whilst escaping from an explosion they are otherwise ignoring.

Ol’ Sourpuss looks like he lost his job at the urinalysis lab for sampling the wares

Alternate headline:

“Massive shitcunt threatens to destroy the actual best part of the internet to the surprise of absolutely no one”

is what they meant to say

Incidentally, do you guys remember when this fuckhead was a darling of the left?

These are strange times.