Well, he does seem to be incapable of calming them.
Gaspar
joined 2 years ago
This is up there for me, but I think my all time favorite story is the one where the guy in the other stall answers his cell phone and starts loudly talking while the OP is trying to do his business. I'll have to see if I can find it.
Edit: Found it.
Edit 2: Higher res image posted by @Pulptastic@midwest.social
Well, have you considered switching to solid state?
... I'll show myself out.
Optical Character Recognition. Essentially, software that "reads" an image and pulls text out of it.
BECAUSE👏EVERY👏ACCUSATION👏IS👏A👏CONFESSION👏
This has been my past four or five weekends. Can't make myself do anything. It's maddening.