Ghyste

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

Cable and Internet providers in the US and Canada are some of the most underhanded, evil entities in existence.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Thanks for this!

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They can't possibly encounter much of it in training material... Of course they're not going to like it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 months ago

And everything else...

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, this crap isn't even trying.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not a meme. Garbage post.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

On Wednesday, some of the people who posted about the gift card said that when they went to redeem the offer, they got an error message saying the voucher had been canceled. When TechCrunch checked the voucher, the Uber Eats page provided an error message that said the gift card “has been canceled by the issuing party and is no longer valid.”

The humor writes itself.

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/14359573

A bow-tie wearing duck has been injured in a drunken pub brawl with a local dog in Chulmleigh, Devon.

The booze-loving bird, affectionately named Star, was enjoying a pint in The Old Courthouse Inn with his handler, Barrie Hayman, when Hayman's canine Meggie sparked a bar brawl.

Star was left with injuries to his beak after the fight.

"Star pushed his luck too far and Meggie snapped - splitting Star's bottom beak right down the middle," Hayman, 69, told the Cheddar Valley Gazette.

"He gave her a stare, then promptly stood on her back. It was not pretty and not nice. We were so scared we would lose Star.

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Hayman has cared for Star ever since he was a chick, carrying him around in his pocket. Once the duckling grew up, he developed a taste for real ale and started following his owner to the pub.

"He just won't leave me and so we go everywhere together," Hayman said. "I've not trained him to follow me. He just seems to like it and he is one fantastic duck.

"He loves to come to the pub, where everyone loves him. He is such a personality and attracts so much attention."

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