Godric

Does the post strike anyone else as "off"?

Like why is this person giving a full elevator pitch of who they are before they drop the bomb of "bluesky is toxic"?

<3 Based and Horsepilled!

1. Yes

2. Yes

Jokes on you, clown, I'm never butt-hurt, only butt-turned-on!

Disdaining the "technically correct" pedants is freeing, try it sometime, you might like it ;)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

I remember growing up there was this Amish person who worked at one of the yokel gas stations. They would ride their horse to work and hitch it up for their shift, and then ride it home. It's doable!

Can't legally drink and ride

On a scale of 1 to YEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWW, I rate that as a yeeeee-NAAWW.

1. If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you

2. Horses aren't cows

Whalk Tuah polling place and vote!

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don't know...

Mfw AI is better at proving they're a human than I am