Ho_Chi_Chungus

Clerk: "Um, sir, that doesn't look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?"

• The jig is up. Run

• Apologize profusely

• [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don't know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] "Is this not a banana?" You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: "Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana"

Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

I learned that “capitalism” is an economic system, not a system of government.

Consider for 3 seconds that what you "learned" about the world is a product of the system that produced it

Capitalism is a system of government, and in capitalist countries, they teach their citizens that capitalism is at at odds with the state and not working in conjunction with it