Is Google really as shit as Bing? I had to Ask Jeeves to confirm that.
Hossenfeffer
joined 2 years ago
This is why you have:
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Don't want any Debbie-downers on Shitter once his bestie is in the big chair.
I just stick my chicken in the dishwasher on an intense wash before I cook it. Put two dishwasher tablets in there too, just to be sure.
Came here for the pipe.
I'm a stickler for correctness.
Nope. Ignore the pandering milquetoasts.
A stick is a stick. This is not one. Do we have no standards?
Yeah, but up to the point where you could have it on your phone, no-one took a copy of the Guinness book of records to the pub with them.
That's a complete no-starter though. Cream squirting armpits every day of the week. After all, I'd have usable hands to be able to harvest the free cream, therefore profit. Whereas hands made of chocolate cake wouldn't be very usable and once they'd been eaten (and with my wife and daughter around they soon would be) I'm just left with the stumps. You've not thought this through. So. Armpits that squirt cream. Definitively.
Ruined pointless but enjoyable arguments with mates in the pub. In the old days you could get a good 15 minutes of entertainment out of 'Was it Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg in that Three Kings movie?'
Now some asshat with a phone will kill that argument in 5 seconds.
Good ol' sugar tits.