HowAbt2morrow

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

My mans was using Hotmail?

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Dunk a Shane

This is it. The, “whoooo? Lil ole meeee? How was I supposed to know?”

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

Now is that penis you refer to between your cheeks?

There’s gonna be a lot of references to the evidence against him being bologna, an officer named Mahoney, having his hair cut in prison by a jabroney, his MAGA uncle Tony, …anything else?

🤙🏽

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.