HowAbt2morrow

joined 5 months ago

Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the cat is definitely dead

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know the stall is ruined if the dude walks right past the sink and out the door.

Take their hands off their cocks/clams and stop playing the insider trader market. To start with.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Her adherents are on trading cards now!?

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cut to BREAKING NEWS: just enough MTG adherents dying this week of preventable diseases.

This way you can easily tell if they actually had Sony guts or not.

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