Now is that penis you refer to between your cheeks?
HowAbt2morrow
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There’s gonna be a lot of references to the evidence against him being bologna, an officer named Mahoney, having his hair cut in prison by a jabroney, his MAGA uncle Tony, …anything else?
Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.
This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.
About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.
Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?
That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.
I think the cat is definitely dead
🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶
Guess that tune y’all
Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.
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Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?