Hyphlosion

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 4 points 5 months ago

But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 0 points 6 months ago

Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 0 points 8 months ago

I’ve only ever read the first couple chapters of The Book of Armaments.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Found the cape-wearer.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 10 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Is nobody going to ask how Anon getting beat up in the parking lot is relevant to the story? There’s no indication that Anon’s classmates followed them out to the parking lot. The incident feels more random.

Am I overthinking this instead of drifting off to sleep? Most likely.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, people are upset about the lyrics being removed. And why pay 5 or more bucks a month for lyrics when you can have a page on your favorite browser displaying the lyrics for free?

I prefer that anyways, and this is coming from someone who does the premium family plan.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 39 points 10 months ago

I recently upgraded from an iPhone 13 to a 15 Pro Max. The innovation on this thing is incredible! There’s like an extra camera lens on it!

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