Infynis

Oh no! Where else will I find a Bluetooth speaker that also tells me the temperature outside?

You know that scifi trope where someone reaches into a bit of tech, and rips out a blinking tracker? Get ready to have to do that when you buy a new phone

Then teach the skills you learned to do it in a healthy way. That's kind of how everything works with kids. They have to eat healthily, respect adults healthily, study healthily, etc. All of those things are bad if they aren't taught how by the adults in their life

Corporate narks are the worst kind

Hopefully this isn't the airplane equivalent of being mailed a finger

You're value as a person is unrelated to your usefulness to other people

Or at least a representative in New York's third congressional district

Stealing all my streams

It always has

Google is probably the last company I would pay for a VPN from

How did we do an entire module on George Washington Carver in first grade, and they never told me peanuts grow in the ground like potatoes

The problem is just the meme is misused. It should only be for intentionally bad takes