Ipodjockey

They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.

I was given this nickname by an old guy at work that knew I was good with computers. Never actually owned an ipod lol.

Cause they are owned by American billionaires and as such are more ethical. /s

This is some Merlin level superstition... Might as well claim that he is doing in on purpose while it's happening.

Oh that's dissapointing that there isn't a storyline. Huh.

I don't know, for some reason I find the addition of guns to this type of game upsetting. But I also want to try it.... I don't know.

The Trouble with Tribbles

Nah man a couple springs and a crank and you got yourself a bonafide space rated head separation apparatus.

Please tell me this is a super funny parody and not a serious thing...

Except maybe the sawdust powder.

... I'm deeply offended. You can still make delicious food with those ingredients.