Is that... ICQ? Why?
JWBananas
systemctl disable systemd-critic.service
Systemd-init, the core part of systemd, offersa wide range of features surpassing other init systems. More features lead to more bugs and security vulnerabilities.
This is a bad take. Many of systemd's features improve security significantly. And having all that code in one cohesive place can't possibly be inherently less secure than the cornucopia of init scripts we used to use.
They do. Even back in their pre-UEFI days, it was possible to flash BIOS from a properly-formatted USB drive by holding down a magic key combination at power on. But it was not exactly publicized as a supported method.
And via a website too
Everyone knows real admins do curl https://raw.githubusercontent.com/something/or/other/install.sh | sudo bash
They do. By default the system partition is straight up mounted read-only.