JackGreenEarth

Edited my comment with a link to the post they're referencing

This is brilliant 🤣

Reference for those who don't get it

Fragments

Originally read 'from Linux to Windows' and I was like, 'What?'

Also related, is there a non-onion domain system that isn't controlled by the government and big corporations but that unlike the onion allows for short, memorable names rather than long strings of random characters?

Ooh, what's mine?

Slut is Swedish for stop, but then the button labels are in English, so I'm confused

Everyone is recommending KDE, but forgive me if I'm missing something, I don't see it needing to be KDE support as a requirement on your list?

Any mainstream GNOME distro, eg Fedora, will have all the features you need through extensions (compiz window effect, gconnect for KDE Konnect, GNOME has the search you want by default and supports lots of customisation via shell themes, GTK themes, icon packs and extensions.

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I thought Bowser kidnapped Princess Peach, not Luigi.

I haven't really played the games though, so I might be wrong.

Idk about the latter, but Stardew Valley you can get from GOG or Steam for a pretty reasonable price, and it runs natively on Linux. You can transfer your save files between Windows, MacOS, Linux and Android for SDV, at least. If the second one you mentioned doesn't have a native Linux version it should run through Steam through Proton. The website protondb can be used to find game compatibility.

You can from Android, but I don't think you can access the app data on iOS.

I don't usually like MMORPGs because I haven't yet found one that hasn't been spoiled with microtransactions and a toxic playerbase, so I just play Outside. I'm much more a fan of singleplayer, or multiplayer with friends games like Terraria, Stardew Valley, or Minecraft.