overview for JokeDeity

Anon lives differently than his peers in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Smartest Anon.

Unofficial Link's Awakening PC port put to sleep by Nintendo in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I haven't paid for a Nintendo game in a decade and never will again. Easily the biggest scumbags in the game and there's tough competition out there.

I'm going to play on Ryujinx even harder now you fucks.

Anon goes to a party in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

I stayed at a girls house once when I was sort of homeless and she told me if the couch wasn't comfortable I could come join her in her bed whenever. I'm still kicking myself to this day for not getting up off that uncomfortable couch and joining her, the girl was WAY out of my league and I must have been actually retarded for not.

Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I'm too puss. Especially if they look even remotely like they could put up a fight. I just sit angrily the whole time.

Starfield design director calls out unfair game criticism: 'Don't fool yourself into thinking you know why it is the way it is' in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

To this very day 76 runs like absolute dog shit. They just released a paid DLC (on top of all the MTX bullshit) and yet shooting enemies is still broken and takes literal seconds in some cases to register, enemies still teleport around, and there's no real direction or incentives to explore anything. One of the worst games I've ever tried to play and every time I give it another chance, nothing has improved for the better.

Anon plays DnD in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I have no idea what would be the perfect system, but I have always hated this. I'm a magic man with magic powers, just let me magic. Keeping track is such a pain in the ass when melee classes can use their shit every turn like it's nothing. I want to use my magic all the time, this is supposed to be fantasy fun time, not work.

Anon does the laundry in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

My GF has a problem with clothes, she will literally change 3 times a day fairly often and throws everything into the dirty laundry even if she only wore it for hours resulting in a massive pile of laundry really quickly. Even with that I would say doing our laundry is easy as fuck, it's the folding and putting it all away that's a chore.

Anon gets groomed in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some of these are just completely unintelligible, what does any of this shit mean?

anon is a, uh *checks notes* confederate boymoder in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

We need a translation, that might as well have been in Japanese.

My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Every motorcycle driver I've ever encountered was a shitty driver. They all do dangerous shit for no reason beyond their thrills and act like complete dicks on the road.

My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

Cringe AF.

Anon spends time with his nephew in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?