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Anon defends Michael Jackson in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

I'm not interested in getting into a deep thing here, but IMO acquittal doesn't mean shit. He was one of the most famous people of all time, I don't think there was ever a chance he would be convicted if he was guilty or innocent. Hell, even non famous people get off because of jury nullification and various other things when there's good evidence the person committed the crime.

Anon has their wisdom teeth removed in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Isn't Motrin just a brand name?

Anon has their wisdom teeth removed in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Either everyone in this thread is very lucky, or I'm very unlucky. 3 extractions done in my life, none were under 20 minutes a tooth, one took over 45 minutes for one single wisdom tooth being extracted, they redid numbing shots twice during the procedure it took so long. I dread the dentist so fucking much now.

Anon has their wisdom teeth removed in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Depends on your insurance. I've got a tooth that should have been taken out 5 years ago but no one will put me under and after having intense pain during three other extractions I just can't bear to only have numbing shots.

Anon is obsessed with Family Guy in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Yes.

anon finds a plothole in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Not saying anyone's wrong of course, but after reading like 20 variations on "the mirror is a pedo", I feel like I've missed some big documentary style YouTube video everyone else has watched that really tore into this movie.

Anon builds a routine in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

The hardest part of all: don't be insufferable.

We learned just how small Valve really is this year, but also how good it is at raking in the cash: It's making more money per employee than Apple in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is that just clever wording or are the employees actually seeing bigger checks?

Anon's in trouble in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

No one fucked up, they finally settled on it being a mechanical failure.

Edit: the company and government fucked up, I meant to imply none of the divers fucked up.

Anon doesn't like the new meta in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I'm honestly getting confused by this thread now with how many of you are talking about frankly unrelated stuff. These aren't for "combat" so much as they are for flying an explosive to a target one time and not surviving. The article used a generic picture.

Anon doesn't like the new meta in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

You aren't looking at the same shit. There are extremely high tech drones that are huge and designed for long term use. These aren't those. These are made as cheaply as they possibly can with one single goal: get this explosive to it's destination. They are single flight devices.

Anon gets on the news in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure they're referring to the literal use of the word/phrase "shitposting", which I would be surprised but intrigued to learn is older than 4chan. Someone please educate me if it actually is.