Juliee

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[–] Juliee@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He is probably a furry in secret, very effective way to make these things happen.

It takes real dedication to make a career in politics as republican with a single plan to turn kids into furries by goading them into protesting anti furry bill

[–] Juliee@lemm.ee -2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Cool but why do you ask the teachers? Without asking anyone would be way more funny and more interesting to see what happens

It’s the sort of school gags that people reminisce 20 years later when they sit with their family near cozy fireplace with a pipe of tobacco or crochet

You need to score all the silly memories while you still can.
People, remember the most important when you are young is to have fun. The responsibility and adulting will come for you anyway. You don’t want to be ‚mature for your age’. Have a heckin blast and take no prisoners

If I could go back in time I would spread custom furry uwumaxxed ransomware that would unlock with trollish gimmick through the school network. But when I got this good with computers I was already at uni so such things lost their luster.
Nowadays I would rather work in security and pentesting and get substantial amount of the adult green paper risk free. We get so boring with age don’t we. There’s nothing more boring than being a good, law obeying citizen but it is what it is if you have half a brain. You can always buy some expensive drugs or become motorsport adrenaline junkie

[–] Juliee@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears

[–] Juliee@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah well this is why I think that kind of shit is not for me. Sounds cool and all no judgy but you know I have few other things on my mind other than being animal food

Enjoy yourselves however if that’s your thing (or rather let others enjoy you)

I think I am gonna focus on pleasantries of today thank you very much